Product Description
Pow in the Caucasus and sub-zero temps outside the Kremlin? The Eider Red Square Men’s Jacket handles them both with the stoic efficiency of a KGB officer, so you can peep the domes of Saint Basil’s and shred the slopes of Rosa Khutor with unending glasnost. US-Soviet relations might’ve been a little more cordial if everyone involved had been this warm and dry, but unfortunately previous world leaders never had the warmth of E-loft insulation or the weather protection of a Defender 2L waterproof and breathable membrane, so it’s understandable that long Soviet winters made them a little grumpy. It’s yet to be proven whether Gorbachev and Reagen went skiing together as a token of their mutual admiration, but let’s assume that they did, and that both of them would’ve been stoked on the Red Square’s storm-beating fully taped seams, adjustable and removable hood, and two-way underarm vents that would’ve let them have world-shaping chairlift discussions without worrying about getting cold, wet, sweaty, or grumpy. When the pow was getting as deep as their talks about nuclear proliferation, they could’ve deployed the Red Square’s removable powder skirt, and they could’ve sealed their deals via firm handshakes without worrying about getting cold wrists (or feet) , because Eider finished the Red Square off with thumbhole cuffs that seal out snow, drafts, and bad vibes.
